Only The Strong Survive

221b-impalatardis: tinkerpunzel: lokisleathersuit: on april fools day we should all change our...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:30:13 -0400

tinkerpunzel:

lokisleathersuit:

on april fools day we should all change our icons to this

The post that started it all

*tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:00:18 -0400

anoncentral: The American Justice System - zoom pic > read...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:05:10 -0400

anoncentral:

The American Justice System - zoom pic > read it > share it everywhere you can.

cosettefauchelevents: what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:53:27 -0400

cosettefauchelevents:

what if they took west side story and made a version where it was set in verona in the 1400s and instead of gangs there are two powerful italian families. i just think that would be really cool

humansofnewyork: “Do you remember the happiest moment of your...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:46:30 -0400

humansofnewyork:

“Do you remember the happiest moment of your life?”
“Yep. My 15th birthday.”
“What happened?”
“It was a month before my mom passed away. She pretended like she’d forgotten my birthday, and didn’t say anything to me all morning. I was so mad that day at school. But when I got home, she’d made this huge cake for me. I was so happy.”

aelathehuntress: I LOVE THIS GUY IM DYING

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:55:46 -0400

aelathehuntress:

I LOVE THIS GUY IM DYING

collegeguyin-china: smileprettybaby: shitforbrainz: thepunkroc...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:43:14 -0400

collegeguyin-china:

smileprettybaby:

shitforbrainz:

thepunkrocker:

OH MY GOD

Right in the feels…

The feelings :(

Welp, I’m gonna cry now

keepcalmandstalktomhiddleston: daryldixonismyspiritanimal: mini...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:42:33 -0400

keepcalmandstalktomhiddleston:

daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

I LOVE JEREMY RENNER

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:49:39 -0400

stonedandsunburnt: thepoliticalfreakshow: Georgia Hero Who...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:49:03 -0400

stonedandsunburnt:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Georgia Hero Who Became Paralyzed After Saving 4-Year-Old Girl Is Unable To Pay For His Medical Bills

A man being hailed as a hero for saving a 4-year-old girl from drowning in a Georgia creek remains in the Redmond Regional Medical Center’s Intensive Care Unit after becoming paralyzed from the waist down during the rescue.

Michael Patterson was at Euharlee Creek near Rockmart last Saturday with his 9-year-old son Cole when the two heard Carlisa Jones cry out that her daughter Jevaeh had been pulled underneath the water.

Patterson selflessly dove straight down off the dam without a moment’s thought.

Unfortunately, “he dove too deep,” his mother Vickie Jones said, and hit his head hard on the creek’s rocky bottom breaking his neck in three places and severing his spine.

Amazingly, Patterson still managed to save the little girl’s life.

“They don’t know how (he saved her),” Jones said. “The little girl was at the bottom, but they saw something push her up. They got the little girl and they didn’t realize what happened to Michael.”

The 43-year-old was found minutes later floating down the creek, with his face in the water.

“He did drown,” his mother told The Cedartown Standard. She said he is currently in a medically induced coma and has been on and off life support.

Patterson, who just two weeks ago pulled a man out of a burning gasoline tanker, is being called a “real hero” by his doctors.

But there is not much else they can do for him, and Jones says her son doesn’t have the health insurance necessary to get better treatment.

A carpenter by trade, Patterson had just recently landed a contractor gig, but the job did not provide insurance.

“He’s been employed for many years, but when the market fell and everything, he got in the unemployment line because many companies had to cut back,” his mother said. “He worked on his own here and there. He’s a wonderful, hard worker.”

Jones, who is also taking care of a husband with Stage IV cancer, says she wants to have Patterson transferred to a private nonprofit spinal cord rehabilitation hospital, and hopes to be able to raise the necessary funds with the Internet’s help.

“If anything can be done, they will do it,” Jones said of the doctors at the Shepherd Center.

Patterson’s family and friends have started a donation fund in his name, as well as a Facebook page with regular updates on his condition.

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[photos via Facebook, screengrab via WSBTV]

God Bless

wilwheaton: joehillsthrills: I was feeling a little blue and I...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:56:14 -0400

wilwheaton:

joehillsthrills:

I was feeling a little blue and I was looking for something on the internet to cheer me up and Warren Ellis has a post on his tumblr pointing to a website, I Write Like, so I thought, oh, hey, why not? Warren got David Foster Wallace; I was thinking, huh, maybe it’ll tell me I write like John Steinbeck! Hell, maybe David Mitchell!!!

Sigh. Going to bed now.

PS - It’s funny. I admit it. Even I think it’s funny.

For the .0000000000001% of you who don’t know: Stephen King is Joe’s dad.

airoehead: yifflord: would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.”...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:55:39 -0400

airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes

verbum-sat-sapienti: gunmetalskies: tigressanna: upper-stories...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:10:44 -0400

verbum-sat-sapienti:

gunmetalskies:

tigressanna:

upper-stories:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

bobdobalina:

Some men just want to watch the world learn.

They’re like the Avengers of learning.

“I have an army.”

“We have Bob Ross.”

“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”

“His first name is ‘Mister’”

“I’ve got science in my ledger”

"‘There are all kinds of courage,’ said Dumbledore, smiling. ‘It takes a great deal of bravery to..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:04:41 -0400

“‘There are all kinds of courage,’ said Dumbledore, smiling. ‘It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom.’”

- I just realized today how much more meaningful this quote is when you remember Dumbledore’s backstory. For years, Albus remained at Gellert Grindelwald’s side even as Grindelwald became more and more corrupt, simply because he was his friend. He turned a blind eye to the immorality of Gellert’s plans. He couldn’t bring himself to stand up to Grindelwald because he didn’t want to jeopardize their friendship. Even as an adult, he didn’t confront Grindelwald until it was nearly too late. Those ten points weren’t awarded to Neville just so Gryffindor would win the house cup. They were awarded because Dumbledore recognized that Neville, at the age of 11, was far braver than the young Albus had ever been. (via cobie-smulders)

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: thesadderbutwisergirl: “My name is Bond. James Bond.” “My name is...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:02:58 -0400

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

thesadderbutwisergirl:

“My name is Bond. James Bond.”

“My name is Dumbledore.
Brian Dumbledore.
Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”

“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”

there-was-a-girl: lesbiansofficial: thatpointlessidiot: magnez...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:22:26 -0400

there-was-a-girl:

lesbiansofficial:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.

Xbox just keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper. I bet Playstation is busting out the champagne in preperation for their takeover of the gaming market.

roughkiss: foxheartx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. It was such a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:19:52 -0400

roughkiss:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.

ryanstoons: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:05:47 -0400

ryanstoons:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS.

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:48:32 -0400

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

ggravemindd: this gives me goosebumps

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:46:00 -0400

ggravemindd:

this gives me goosebumps